You Know You're...

You know you're addicted to a Facebook game when real world sounds reminds you of the game.

You know you're addicted to caffeine when 5-Hour energy drink makes you sleepy.

You know you're metrosexual when you have more clothes than most guys and some girls or ex.

You know you're metrosexual when you take longer to get ready dressing up than the other metrosexual guy.

You know you're a gamer when you say noob (loudly or in your head) at people who turn one the left lane and then decide the last minute to turn back to the previous lane.

You know you're gamer when a gamer starts referencing gaming terms and you totally understood them all without blinking.

You know you're frustrated when the littlest things like the sliding doors of a building take too long to slide away from you.

You know you're sexually frustrated when everything around you looks very sexy.

You know you're obsessive-compulsive when you triple check everything.

You know you're a Gleek (Glee geek/fan) when you start quoting lines from certain episodes, listen to all their music, downloaded all their music, bought all their CDs, force your family to watch them, buy the "Don't Stop Believin'" Official Glee T-Shirt from Borders, and you scream like a girl for news related to Glee, Kristen Chenoweth, and many more.

You know you're a Gleek when you actually auditioned online to be part of the show... True story.

I'm done.