What The Sims Social™ Taught Me

• There's always food in the refrigerator.
   
• It takes 3-8 people to build a room in 10 seconds.
   
• Rivals and Frenemies won't let you sleep in their house, but Ex-Friends will.
   
• You don't need a table to eat.
   
• Treasure and crystals randomly appear in your yard.
   
• You need full-size bed or bigger to have sex.
   
• You don't need to lock your doors. Neighbors can always get in.
   
• It's okay to insult your neighbors. It's never too late to apologize.
   
• Your bladder works as intended. Your bowel movements? Not so much.
   
• Neighbors are more than happy to clean your mess. They get paid in social points.
   
• You can trade being social with furniture, decorations and other stuff.
   
• After sleeping or a nap, you will almost always forget to make the bed.
   
• Sleeping is both fun and for rest.
   
• Coffee can be substituted for sleeping.
   
• Stacking tables is fun.
   
• The birds never go inside your bird house.
   
• You get paid for being an artist, chef, pianist, guitarist, writer, blogger, hacker, painter, etc.
   
• Visiting neighbors and having new neighbors daily gives you energy.
   
• You hear cars honking, but you never see them.
   
• Neighbors will always have materials for you to build things and complete tasks.
   
• After sex, you can share it with your neighbors and give them money.
   
• Relationships are restricted. Your neighbor must approve first.
   
• You can teleport and run fast like a ninja.

 Update:

• You have to bother your friends to help you out. :P
   
• You can change your name anytime you want, but changing your hair, hair color, face, and skin color will cost you an arm and a leg.
   
• Neighbors can hack your computer, clean your mess and do other stuff, but they never stay for long. They just fade away.
   
• It's okay running around half naked.
   
• You can play Farmville with 4 plots of land an a select number of fruits/vegetables to plant.
   
• Your furniture and electronics are perfectly safe outside. It never rains.
   
• "Snozzleberry" is supposedly funny and something you show off.
   
• "Lord Zoo Mazanaka... Tawanee" is offensive.
   
• Raising property value teleports your entire land to a new neighborhood.

If you guys have more, post them in the comments.

I'm done.